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Friday, June 20th, 2008today is the happiest day of the year according to this math formula.
today is the happiest day of the year according to this math formula.

Dr Shafik of the Cairo University, discovered that rats that wore 100% polyester pants had significantly less sex than those wearing underwear made from other fabric. He had some other significant findings, but I’m not interested in those.

And a short anecdote: This guy robbed a starbucks. Robbing a coffee shop can be very tiring, so this guy went back to that same starbuck for coffee, that same day, wearing the same clothes, while the cops were there, investigating the incident. link to story. Not only is this guy stupid, but he has bad taste in coffee.