wash, dry, fold

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i have to go to sleep even though i don’t want to.

i want to stay up all night, but i can’t cause i have two kids.

i guess that’s a good reason.

come to think of it, i’m so tired

Nine years old Tiana Walton of England has set a new world record by having 25 slimy snails slither over her eyes, nose and mouth.

that’s just disgusting!

I wonder if her parents made her practice every day until she got it right, preventing her from seing her friends or playing inside, in this case, until all 25 snails are balanced on her face properly.

link to story via arbroath

i never realized how much time i had to myself with a single child.

these days i can’t even go to the toilet without having something or someone trying to yank me out of there before i’ve had a chance to flush.

all the mothers. they never complained. they never said a word.

i’m playing around with tools for busy people like me, like twitter, blip.fm and jaiku.

it was hell today in tel-aviv.

i was running late to pick up Noah, and i was doing it with a baby in my arms.

The tel-aviv summer in 32 degrees celsius, which might have been somewhat bearable, if it weren’t for the humidity. 70%.

I was dripping, melting, sweating, swimming in sweat.

Shalom Auslander sweats too