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Nine years old Tiana Walton of England has set a new world record by having 25 slimy snails slither over her eyes, nose and mouth.

that’s just disgusting!

I wonder if her parents made her practice every day until she got it right, preventing her from seing her friends or playing inside, in this case, until all 25 snails are balanced on her face properly.

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photographed in Tokyo by Kiyoshi Ota.

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today is the happiest day of the year according to this math formula.

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Two burglars broke into an elderly widow’s home - and introduced themselves.

“We are Marc and Francois. We’re friendly burglars and we won’t assault you,” they said after breaking into Simone Delapierre’s villa in Belgium. The pair pocketed jewellery and £200 - and advised her not to leave her windows open. They then gave Simone, 82, a hug and a kiss on the cheek and waved goodbye.

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the boots have helped cinders conquer her fear of dirt. via arbroath